andrewquo:

ryanvallejo:

andrewquo:

andrewquo:

One time I was dared to try and get a girls number by talking about how I work at McDonalds and one day wanna be a manager

needless to say, it DIDNT AFFECT ANYTHING BEING SHE WASN’T A JUDGEMENTAL CUNT LIKE THE REST OF SOCIETY

are u ok

i could use a hug

(via sammixwillxeatxyou)

(Source: bryanstars)

follovved:

call me super glue cause holy shit do i get attached

(Source: straighthater, via seedy)

iamthemeep:

sodamnrelatable:

trying to talk to someone you really admire

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I DONT KNOW HOW THIS IS ACCURATE BU SOMEHOW IT IS

(Source: wweesnaww, via seedy)

holysimba:

Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you

*goes home and cries*

(via seedy)

bradick:

ayyy happy birthday caitlin! i love you so much and through the time i’ve known you for, you’ve helped me a lot and given me a lot of help and love too. you’re one of the most sincere, nicest and genuine people here and i’m glad you’re my friend. when you’re a model or something hit me up we can fly to like london and own a flat and broadcast our lives. caitlin, as corny as it sounds you really are an amazing person and anyone would be lucky to have you in their life, you give it character and make a dull moment fun so thank you for making my entire life enjoyable. i love you so much, hope u get sexed or something. 

bradick:

ayyy happy birthday caitlin! i love you so much and through the time i’ve known you for, you’ve helped me a lot and given me a lot of help and love too. you’re one of the most sincere, nicest and genuine people here and i’m glad you’re my friend. when you’re a model or something hit me up we can fly to like london and own a flat and broadcast our lives. caitlin, as corny as it sounds you really are an amazing person and anyone would be lucky to have you in their life, you give it character and make a dull moment fun so thank you for making my entire life enjoyable. i love you so much, hope u get sexed or something. 

when you don’t feel like doing group work and someone volunteers

(Source: logotv, via seedy)

louisasahinas:

hitting the ‘back to top’ button on your dash

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(Source: jangmideul, via seedy)

be different

be different

(via seedy)

dang flabbit miley

dang flabbit miley

(Source: radnipple, via seedy)

classysassyrepublican:

Alcohol is the push-up bra for personalities.

(via hope-a-holic)

unfriendlyasiangirl:

dont even bother flirting with me just throw money on me

or raw cookie dough

(via probablyadragonx)

theirtinywings:

mirkwoodling:

#puberty strikes again

son of a bitch we just got neville longbottomed by a goddamn cartoon

why does this always happen what do we do to deserve this

(Source: wrathandruin, via probablyadragonx)

k-ngforaday:

xnsnx:

salt-your-eyes:

holy fucking shit.

soo this is what heaven looks like?

Omfg
forever reblog

k-ngforaday:

xnsnx:

salt-your-eyes:

holy fucking shit.

soo this is what heaven looks like?

Omfg

forever reblog

(Source: extremeout, via chillin-chilean)